The Procession to Calvary – Game Review

You know what I got no words for this funny game. Honestly, I was confused, but now, realising I will need to play it agian this is a funny little gem.

Story

The Procession to Calvary is a point-and-click game Set in the aftermath of a holy war.
You play as an unnamed female warrior tasked with tracking down the escaped tyrant Heavenly Peter.
Meeting some odd characters in the game, there is alot of Monty Python vibes with this one.

Gameplay

There are things you can do: talk, take, inspect and of course, bring out your sword and attack.
the game is your classic point and click, but with a lot of funny stuff.
If you do a stupid move, the warrior may take it upon themselves to break the 4th wall and talk to you.
What I have learned from this game is that whatever you do can it lead to consequences later in the game.
My choice, I decided to kill everything, and as I progressed, I thought I got the bad ending, so now I got to restart and try to look at the game in a different approach.

I will say, I tried to kill a baby lion, and the warrior just sat down and spoke to me and really scolded me telling me I hope you saved recently.
Because that is the only way you are getting out of this, and yes I waited 5 mins and had to load the save.

Visual and audio

The game uniquely features hundreds of collaged Renaissance paintings and a classical soundtrack.
However, there’s no voice in the game, but still, the game is great with the text.

Overall

This was such a funny little gem i had a laugh playing this. Everything was just silly, and solving stuff was great!
There are more of these games on the Steam page.

You can get the game here: The Procession to Calvary